| | This is a short story written by Mad Max, I thought it too cute to keep to myself(I am holding true to his grammar and punctuation, for all those out there critiquing my writing :)
It all started when God said let there be light and it was so. But the thing the Bible does not include is when God said, Let there be humar (humor) and it was so when God made people and those people were clowns. Then God asked the clowns to make the children of the world happy and feel increabably (incredibly) awsome (awesome). Yes sir. said, the clowns. But sir whats a kid, said, one of the clowns. Suddenly, poof!!! Goo goo gaa gaa. This is a kid. Kind of small. said, one of the clowns. Yes but if you love it and nurcher (nurture) it will grow like this tree. So I decided to take him as my own. And named him Billy Bob Joe the Second. He is about four years old now and every time he opens his mouth people laff (laugh) and laff (laugh). Its night time and me and Billy Bob Joe sing our song called the fun song. F. is for friends who do stuff together. U. is for u and me. N. is for anywhere any time at all right here you and me. (a portion of this song was stolen from Sponge Bob Squarepants, sorry Spongebob). Sadley (sadly) Billy Bob Joe died at the age of six. Just joking he died at the age of 36 because of the Swin (Swine) Flue (Flu). And they lived.... Well forgot (forget) it. The End.
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